headcanon: john will always try to completely ruin daves selfies
The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.
"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"
Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.
#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die
Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.
Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.
In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word.
And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact.
legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint.
BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.
….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:
Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.
This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????
DAVESPRITE: theres all sorts of stuff i suddenly knew about the game when i became this orange feathery asshole
DAVE: so now youre like
DAVE: a wise feathery asshole
DAVESPRITE: i am fuckin filthy with wisdom its sick
some shots from the test shoot i did with davesprite! there’s so much to include in the photo (huge wings, huger tail) that it’s actually tough to find locations and poses that really show him off. i’ll be doing another, more structured photoshoot now that i’ve learned what works and what doesn’t. stay tuned until then for pictures of that elusive ghosty tail!
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.